At the Fashionoclast...
We believe in adornment by the people, of the people, and for the people.
We wear what we want. Our motto is: "Don't trend on me."
We value frivolity, fearlessness, fun, and alliteration.
We also value the local, the green, and the fair.
We believe that style is 93% attitude.
The other 7% is up to you to figure out.
Though we are fashion anarchists, we appreciate the creative potential of self-imposed boundaries.
We'll gladly answer your questions and share ideas...but we won't grip you in advice.
You might, however, be subject to puns.
We like you just the way you are.