Pants: I'm just not that into them.
I like when I wear pants to work because everyone seems to stop what they're doing to comment on my undercarriage.
"Holy crap! You're wearing pants!"
And yeah, I like to mix it up a little and occasionally wear pants.
But honestly? Meh.
Not only are they not really comfortable (my crotch needs to BREATH, man!) but they're not the most flattering garment for my body. Nor do I think they really look that great on many women at all.
I kind of love her, whoever she is.
I made this drawing because I felt mean calling out any loud and proud muffin top purveyors. But look at this lady... She'd be much foxier in a dress.
Not that I think it's imperative that we ladies conform to a certain idea of how our bodies are "supposed" to look. It just seems to me that women, many of whom are dear loved ones, have pant-related blindness. They feel like that have to wear them. That they are the easiest thing to put on in the morning. That dresses are somehow a pain.
None of these things are true.
There is nothing easier in the world than wearing a dress. It's a whole outfit in one! Just put on some shoes and go!
dress + shoes = DONE
And, it has been my experience that finding a dress that is flattering is way way easier than scouring stores for your trouser soul mate.
It's like wearing jeans but better.
I also wonder at women who fear dress-related coldness in the winter. This is the time to don your fun tights, my friends!
...And some ladies in my life complain that they can't wear dresses because of the whole leg shaving thing. I say, Eff it.
Holy hairy legs, Batman!
What do you think? Are you pro-pant? Defend yourself! heehee!
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