Thursday, June 4, 2009

"Curves for Women" Shoes


By Aqua Catlin

I am sorry I missed last week and this will be super quick too but I will come through and as promised I'm posting my review of Avon's version of the MBT sneakery-shoe-clodhoppery-thingy... (see this post from 2 weeks ago).

Suffice to say - I love them. Well, I wish it would suffice to say but I'm going to have to really over-state it to convince you. Because they are so bloody ugly aren't they.

I'd be negligent if I didn't warn you. You don't want to be wearing them when the tall handsome guy gets on the treadmill next to you. I learned this from personal experience. However, if you can keep your rollin' pace a step faster than his, he can see how great your posture is and how round and cute your buns are [in your weird shoes] for whatever reason [yes, your weird shoes are the reason].


Hills are the real muscle challenge but easier than the walking lunges in them. Down hill is also pretty challenging. Today I did almost 2 miles on flat and its all really effective. I just don't want to take them off. I can definitely feel the toning and my posture and height make me fell very queeny. I've learned a thing or two about walking like a queen in West Hollywood. (urgh that was awful I know, but you know who you are, people. ) Further... I now have a more complete understanding of what my high heels have been doing to my tootsies. Not that I care but sometimes I'll randomly find myself walking on tip-toes even in ballet slips or my flops. This is an involuntary habit from all the heels - the rolling sneakers are the first that actually help relax my foot the other direction. ahh. ouch.

Let's wrap this up: This is the "Perfect Product" although due 'solely' to the vom-inducing appearance there'll be no Fashionoclast Seal. For the price and the results its a must have in every color. Mine are white and purple. Wear them with extra lengthy sweats - Abercrombie & Fitch can oblige - to hide the hideous orthopedic looking sole and you're good to roll with the best posture you've ever had! You're not convinced, I know. But walk a mile in my shoes. Just make sure you do it with your cap pulled low over your oversized aviators.

4 comments:

Rebecca said...

How are they as for sizing? What if they don't fit?
Are they more or less true to sizing?

Aqua Catlin said...

Rebecca, thanks for your question - I should've addressed it in the post! They're true to size - roomy. I agree that its challenging to buy clothes and shoes online so I do tons of research every time. If you've got wide feet, there's also a line for that, but you'll probably find them roomy enough! Super comfy. Thank you for reading.

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Aqua said...

Hi! They seem to have lots of fun options. I don't like the high-tops but they look really comfortable. I'd like to try out their Women's A250 #302407 in the pink and turquoise for one of my long days on set. Thanks for the info and for reading. We appreciate your comments!

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